This article exposes a few details of incidents of woeful internet trysts documented and reported to the authorities in this part of the country.
If you can tell me what I smell like from just reading the e-mail then I will go on a date with you! 1 not like a flower 2 not like a food 3 not a regular girl smell. We'd been on a few dates, but it was the first time I'd seen his apartment. What A Tool"One night I hooked up with a guy I met online. Here, six women let us in on their most disturbing, humiliating, and sometimes funny (in retrospect, of course) stories of digital dating gone terribly wrong.He seemed so normal, but when I got back to his place I realized he was a legit pack rat.
He had tools and screws and pieces of wood lying around everywhere. The next morning at 5 am, I woke up with a bright light shining in my face.
It turns out he had rigged up this system with a light on a timer to simulate the rising of the sun.
I later found out he also had a makeshift washing machine in his bathtub.
I guess it was cool, but I felt like I was going out with that little inventor kid, Data, from The Goonies." "I'd been on two dates with this guy when he started telling me how much he wanted to make me dinner on our third date. Well, the whole next week he sent me pictures of all the meals he'd prepared for himself. I nearly got diarrhea just from looking at the pics. I feel bad, but I was just worried I'd get stuck all the way out in his neighborhood without a bottle of Imodium A-D." "I got puked on. It was this dude, Lorenzo, who was a real tough guy from Queens.
There was one with a steak that had a grayish/purple glisten to it, and another with spaghetti and garlic sprinkled on Wonder Bread. He insisted we do shots, and he wasn't much of a conversationalist, so I figured it was a pretty good idea.
We're going shot for shot when all of a sudden he gets this weird expression on his face.